Cohost writing prompt: @Making-Up-A-Villain — Villain who plink plonk from:
"Look, the grand piano is an impressive shtick, I'll grant you that, but I've never even seen you—"
plink!
"—play the damn thing, just sit there smiling while I hammer on all—"
plonk!
"—your mooks—"
plink!
"—and it's not even all that wacky or anyth—"
plink!
"—anyth—"
plonk!
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEIRD ENOUGH TO BE CALLED 'OFFBEAT' AND I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE—"
Off-Beat sits at the piano, smiles, flexes his fingers, and feints in the direction of the keys just to hear another howl of annoyance.