Cohost writing prompt: @make-up-a-starship-pilot — Starship pilot whose ship belongs in a museum
"That belongs in a museum, Jade."
"She's perfectly functional. Got here, didn't I? Landed? Do you see anything falling off her? Not like your piece of shit."
"No. Jade. I mean it's on the news. You literally stole that from the Aerospace Museum."
"...The news? This far out? Already?"
"Jade. No, wait. Wait. Did you — did you ask for a refuel, at the pad?"
"Yeah oh fuck they'll have called it in, won't they."
"Let's go. Now. Guess you're bunking on my piece of shit ship again, babe—"