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Wolf King's New Leaf

Cohost writing prompt: @Making-Up-A-Villain — Villain who has decided to change their ways

"Prideforce! It is I, your nemesis — Wolf King!"

The hundred-foot hologram posed amidst the city skyline, crotch outthrust, the glowing red eyes of the familiar snarling wolf helmet painting light trails in the evening air.

"I contact you today, not to revel in your puny ineffectuality, but to admit an error! After extensive conversation with one of my latest captives, I have released all of my hostages!"

"That's good?" Pride Sister Cheetah said uncertainly, eyes flicking back and forth as she sat in the open cockpit of her catmech, chopsticks hovering over a box of half-cold kung pao chicken. "Is that good? Guys?"

"My eyes are opened!" Wolf King purred. "My efforts have been misdirected — I have been fooled by the kyriarchy's smoke and mirrors into directing my righteous rage into lateral violence! It is time..." and a huge holographic fist curled, theatrically, above the financial district — "to punch up."

"...Shit."

"Prideforce." The leering mask turned, as if to look directly at them, parked outside Wu's Noodles. "I have turned over a new leaf! Are you in solidarity with my new direction? Or will you continue to be...cops?"

"Motherfucker," Pride Brother Jaguar said tiredly through a mouthful of pork bao.