Cohost writing prompt: @Making-up-Magical-Girls — Magical Enby Who Needs You To Tell Them If The Strange Ungulate Monster Had An Even Or Odd Number Of Toes
"This is of arcane importance," Butch Bushido Element Knight Rhonda says, glaring over the top of her stack of grimoires. "Like it always is, and none of you ever pay any goddamn attention — how many toes does Ungulatorr have?"
"How the fuck should I know," Pippa says. "It broke my fucking nose, I wasn't playing This Little Piggy with it—"
"Ungulates have hooves," Jenna says between shovelling Burger Hierophant fries into her mouth, Docs propped on the table.
"Four on the hind feet, four and a lil' dewclaw-looking thing that might or might not be an anatomical toe on the forefeet," Misty says. "Brownie points for me!" and bumps Rhonda with her hip.
"...So you know when we had that 'Hey gang, there's this anonymous blog that's all feet pics of our nemeses and I don't know how the fuck they could possibly have got those if they're not, like, an insider' talk and it petered out in mutual suspicion and everyone sulking," Pippa says pointedly, stealing one of Jenna's fries.