Cohost writing prompt: @Making-up-Mech-Pilots — Mech Pilot who is planning to weaponize the square cube law
"Oh, this is always funny as hell, someone get cameras running. They've turned one of those space ace dogfighting dick-drips loose to kick our asses!"
"One of the ones who've only done ground fighting in simulator?"
"Fuck, get popcorn. Pullcord! Hey, Pullcord! You wanna take out a couple of Emus and play with Mr. They Gave Me A Machine Twice As Tall As Yours Because I Beam Sabre So Good?"
"Hey hey! Is it Space Flyboy Learns About Cornering At Speed On Foot Day? Again? Better than birthdays, man!"