Cohost writing prompt: @make-up-a-starship-pilot — Starship pilot who absolutely refuses to change their nose art, regulations and etiquette be damned
"I'm not fucking changing it."
"Then your ship will be maintenance recalled and get a regulation respray before you get it back."
"It's artistic."
"Hooper, this is direct from the Major's office. It doesn't matter whether I agree with you. It's going."
"Half the squadron has titty art on their machine!"
"Pinups, sure. Yes."
"Ahegao gets away with his nose art!"
"You don't want to bring up Ahegao right now, Hooper. Command's memories of the friendly fire inquiry are a little fresh."
"There's a misogynist double standard at work here!"
"The second you persuade one of the guys to paint a ten-foot photoreal recreation of your own personal basement level on the front of their ship, Hooper, I promise the Major will nix their nose art, too. Now if that's all—"