Cohost writing prompt: @Dragon-who — Dragon who is always very good at remembering where the horde is honest
"Babe, I'm not trying to start that argument again, but neurotypical dragons don't have to hire a halfling tiger team every time they've been away from a lair for longer than a week.
"No. No, listen—
"No, of course I'll get the guys together for you, we'll get out there ASAP. But I'm giving you a frequent customer discount—
"Do not take that tone with me. It's still a security recommendation even when you don't like it — what are you going to do in a century, when I'm dead? Hire some random cowboy, take it on trust he won't just walk off with your treasure?
"You can't keep getting out of talking about this by crying, sweetheart—"