Cohost writing prompt: @make-up-a-starship-pilot — Starship pilot who is infuriatingly photogenic
"You'd fucking think," says Mecha Wrecker Indigo, "that if squealing fangirl teenagers were going to spot Mecha Wrecker Rainbow Force in their shitty planet's shitty bodegas and cause a traffic jam mobbing the place, they'd do it while two of the actual Mecha Wreckers were in there." She gestures pointedly to her irridescent colour-coded jumpsuit, then at Mecha Wrecker Red's. "We are recognisable," she adds, jabbing a thumb at the back of her (literal) trademark THIS KILLS FASCIST MACHINES slogan jacket.
"Mary posts a lot on social media," Red says peaceably, sipping his boba tea.
"I punch evil robots!" Indy seethes. "Busdriver Mary just flies the dropship! All I'm asking for is a proportionate amount of screaming adoration!"