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...already answered by my shirt

Cohost writing prompt: @Making-up-Magical-Girls — Magical Boy Who Has A "Sex Is Something You Do With Your Teeth" Shirt

"Francis."

"What?"

"Remember when everyone got a bit nervous that you were maybe secretly under the influence of the Vampire Girlpope?"

"Yeah but—"

"And remember how I came and asked you, Francis? And I said, look, no judgement, things happen, if there's anything to worry about you can tell me, we'll sort it; and if there isn't, your say-so is always good enough for me?"

"Yeah—"

"And remember how Julius got a bit funny about you showing bruises under your neckline, a while after that, and I helped you defuse that? Laugh it off as, you know, yeah, boy, get that?"

"I—"

"If that shirt is your way of hinting to everyone that maybe there's something to know," Marius says, jaw firm and eyes a lot less sympathetic than usual, "I've got a suggestion."

"I—"

"Don't be a prick, go and change, use your fucking words instead, and just — don't fucking talk to me for a week."